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gingerblivet:

straddling-the-atmosphere:

onceuponabopper:

thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:

wittywallflower:

Writing is weird.

One minute you are telling a story.

The next minute you are researching the average amount of snowfall Edinburgh gets.

or how to kill someone with a piece of barbed wire and a tomato

Or how much force it takes to dent a human skull with a can of Pepsi.

what the hell are you guys writing?

Porn.

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tomhazeldine:

“There’s love, generosity, hope, kindness, laughter and all the good stuff. And then there’s grief, hatred, jealousy and pain. The way I see it, life is about trying to get to a place where you feel happy with the chords that you are playing. “

tomhazeldine:

There’s love, generosity, hope, kindness, laughter and all the good stuff. And then there’s grief, hatred, jealousy and pain. The way I see it, life is about trying to get to a place where you feel happy with the chords that you are playing. “

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sickforya:

raise your hand if you’re tired and sad and wanna make out with a boy

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hextina:

flirting with your crush like

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deadwad:

quelsbeauxyeux:

deadwad:

how do bees keep their hair looking nice?

A HONEY COMB!

bees don’t have hair…

A HONEY COMB!!

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toodirtyforyourowngood:

Ugh there are so many shows I want to watch but there are too many of them and I don’t have the patience and I’m lazy but I know if I just sit down and start one then I’ll want to watch it but I can’t get myself to do that.

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circumcisions:

circumcisions:

sluttyoliveoil:

hey someone told me you remind them of an owl

who

FUCK

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