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moragtong:

1612th:

do celebrities listen to their own music

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one-after-nineonine:

i did a push up why am i still fat

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kohwala:

follow my tumblr not your dreams

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punkbread:

i wish i was friends with someone in my neighborhood so i could randomly call them up and be like ‘yo i know its 3am but do you wanna walk around aimlessly for a little while’

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  • Question: what is "good pussy" serious question here - Anonymous
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    bruhnawl:

    swolizard:

    bootyscientist:

    pussy that make u think about being a father

    • pussy that make you question whether you’re gonna pull out or not
    • pussy that makes you really think bout making her breakfast
    • pussy that makes you cancel your plans for the next day
    • pussy that makes you wanna be a better person
    • pussy that makes you think bout deleting the guys in her phone

    pussy that taste like cornbread

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jaclcfrost:

faygofuckyourself:

jaclcfrost:

if magic isn’t real then how do you explain

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It hardens because the chocolate cools on the cold ice cream. Put a bottle in the fridge and wait. It’ll be a hunk of chocolate

no i’m pretty sure it’s magic it even says “magic” on the bottle and it’s got a snazzy turtle in a hat a magician would wear with a magic wand

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camera-eyes-and-far-cries:

aqualateral:

back to school commercials

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back to school commercials after graduation

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asd123123sadzkmxkclekrmds:

dog goes woof
cat goes meow
i wipe my brow and i sweat my rust
cow goes moo
the chemicals

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katara:

this is my favorite tweet of 2014

katara:

this is my favorite tweet of 2014

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