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drunktrophywife:

tinychatter:

tinychatter:

what do you call a sunburnt penis

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Kyle this is the worst

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joshpeck:

mymaispace:

joshpeck:

i was just informed that as a toddler my mom locked me in bathrooms as a punishment

i guess you could say it was shit punishment

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sovji:

*steals ur credit card*

hasta la visa

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sorry:

when you’re tired but don’t want to sleep:

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"Some people smoke,
others drink, and others fall in love,
each one dies from a different way."

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chocolaty:

and through it all, i’m still smiling

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thatfunnyblog:

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT THOUGHT SHE LOOKED LIKE KATY PERRY OMG

thatfunnyblog:

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT THOUGHT SHE LOOKED LIKE KATY PERRY OMG

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ghoustly:

close enough haha

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orcas:

"want to come over"

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"we have food"

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yowing:

me texting someone: hahaha yeah

autocorrect: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHaahahHAHAOMGGG yeah

me: chill 

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